Conversations With Sasquatch, The Beginning Episode 1

CONVERSATIONS WITH SASQUATCH, THE BEGINNING—

Book Ground Zero of the Conversations with Sasquatch series

by Michigan author Richard Rensberry

Episode 1

     The last house on the left is where the pigeons roost, huddled in a perfect row atop the grey-green roof peak next to the iron lightning rods that point to the heavens like weary crosses.  There are still intact panes of glass in some of the dark windows, but mostly the interior is naked to the wind that makes a wheeze and a sigh as it climbs the creaking stairs into the attic.

     The old homestead is mine, now.  Handed down with a substantial tax lien and a weathered “No Trespassing” sign tacked to the front door.

     I had surmised I would probably want nothing to do with the old place when I received notice from the court.  I had planned my trip to Comins in order to do whatever was necessary to help the county auction it off in order to satisfy the delinquent tax revenue needs.  That was my intention before I arrived on a blustery, sunny day in September.

     The two lone sugar maples shading the front yard weed patch are ablaze in a patina of glorious reds, oranges and golds.  The leaves are picked up by the wind and twirl in the air like a migrating swarm of butterflies.  I am immediately struck by the forlorn beauty of the weather beaten house sitting serenely in its quaint setting beside a small creek, the golden rod and Black-eyed Susans, the cobbled path that leads poetically to the stick railing and columned front porch that is now beginning to sag beneath the weight of time.  The red brick chimney on the north side facing is listing outward toward a gnarled orchard of apple and pear, in what looks like a desperate attempt to flee the gray, mottled skin of alligatored paint.  

     Any sane person would turn around and run.  But, I am not always the sane one, you would soon find that out if you were to ask the remaining members of my family.  I have never been one to toe the conventional line of thinking or believe that I had to follow the dictates of self-inaugurated authorities.  I have often rejected the status quo in order to forge a life of my own making.  I am now beginning to understand the process of how and why Uncle Cecil came to the conclusion of leaving to me, and me alone, 931 Reber Road.  

     The rest of my siblings can simply wish their wipe their hands of the place without even a sideways glance, though there are a couple of my brothers that I am sure are bitching about their lost claim to the land, 295 acres all told.

     Cecil must have known that I would see beauty where no one else in the family would appreciate it.  And then there is my penchant for conversing with Sasquatch, Gnomes and even the dearly departed.  These entities have always existed in abundance here.  Maybe Uncle Cecil saw turning the house over to me as a opportunity to hang around and haunt the place, or even sit down on the front porch with a bootle of Schnapps and me, for a seance on the merits of growing hemp instead of corn.  Whatever the reason, here I am, enamored with what I am sure is considered by the community, an eyesore.

Continued at: https://www.conversationswithsasquatch.com/conversations-with-sasquatch-the-beginning.html

Dawn

Conversations With Sasquatch, The Awakening Episode 13.5 by Michigan Author Richard Rensberry   

Today I awoke

in an abyss of bad thinking,

a void fully absent

of the spirit of hope.

The voices of reason

have abruptly gone mute

as if the Sasquatch have sat down to pout.

The portals are closed.  Reality

has descended into a pool of uncertainty…

I wade the results.

Then a bird sings

and the horizon smiles with a glimmer of light.  

( All previous episodes can be found at the following link: 

https://www.conversationswithsasquatch.com/sasquatch-novel-the-awakening.html

Tea

  Tea

From the mighty forest’s

stores of raspberry,

jasmine and dandelion,

Loquiili makes tea.

From the fruits

of pear, sweet apple

and pin cherry,

from the stores of juniper,

rose and burdock,

from the mighty forest’s 

kenaf and licorice,

peppermint and chamomile,

sap of maple,

birch and bitters,

Loquiili makes tea.  

The Sasquatch sip

and dunk their biscuits.  

                       Richard Rensberry  2/6/21

                       Author of Conversations With Sasquatch

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Loquiili-  wife of Sasquatch Elder Loquius, from Conversations With Sasquatch, The Encounter

Bigfoot Poetry Page:   https://www.conversationswithsasquatch.com/sasquatch-poems.html     

Conversations With Sasquatch, Book 2, Cross Over, Episode 17

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Episode 17

Previous episodes of Book 2 can be found on my website at:

https://www.booksmakebooms.com/conversations-with-sasquatch.html

17

I am discovering a few interesting things on the Internet.  I have found that I have returned from Cross Over with two sacks of kenaf seeds, and a Google search has led me quite miraculously to a kenaf researcher just down the road in Onaway, Michigan, as well as a state of the art processor of industrial hemp and possibly kenaf in Gladwin, Michigan.  This I find very intriguing, because it aligns with the third Sasquatch parchment that I am holding in my hands, it states:  Nothing Is By Accident.  This is an intriguing truth so easily dismissed by the weak of mind because responsibility for such an all consuming statement is hard to fathom.  The parchment picture associated with this concept is an empty circle, or a zero.

I already have an intuitive grasp of this concept.  I believe it means full responsibility boils down to zero.  In the language of math, it is the equivalent of the denominator that cancels out every numerator by being equal to each other.  In other words, taking full responsibility leaves absolutely nothing to which justifications or lies can attach themselves.  The remainder is simply the truth.  Nothing is by accident.

Onaway, Michigan, is the home of Kenaf Partners USA, a website loaded with information about the valuable Sasquatch kenaf seeds I have brought back from Cross Over.  Unbeknownst to me, kenaf has been building a foothold in nearby Onaway for several years.  The word Onaway itself is an American Indian term meaning “The Awakening”.  I am certain that it is no accident that the hub for disseminating kenaf books, seeds and other information on regenerative agriculture happens to be located in Onaway and right next door to a Sasquatch portal.    

The processing center in Gladwin is just icing on the cake.  I am perfectly situated in the eye of the “The Awakening”.

I am wrenched from my thoughts by the rumbling sound of Tehcuseh’s motorcycle roaring up the driveway.  I drop my research and hustle out the front door to meet him.  It has to be something important for my friend to get all bundled-up and venture out on such a bitterly cold day to ride his bike.  The temperature is in the mid teens with the first flakes of snow fluttering in the wintery wind.

“What’s up Tecumseh?”  I call out over the chugga-chugga of his machine.  

He throttles down and removes his gloves and googles.  “We’ve got a Mita problem, my friend.  Buddy Decker is on the war path.  He’s forming up a vigilante posse to go after one of your Sasquatch friends he says busted up his cabin.”

“Buddy Decker?”  I raise my arms in confusion. 

“Ex-deputy Sheriff from Bay City.  Him and his brother bought the old 405 Camp over there abutting Big Creek State land of which you are so fond.  Said he saw a Bigfoot hightailing it for the trees when he arrived to open the camp for deer season.”

“I’ll be darned,”  I say.  “I’ll bet the pot that it’s a Squatch by the name of Demarcus.  He was looking for a fight with me before my friend Loquius intervened just prior to my first trip into Cross Over.  Demarcus is a rebellious sort, just recently exiled from Cross Over for supposedly kidnapping humans.”

“Now he’s gotten himself a bounty on his head.  Decker was in the Party Store in Comins, talking up young Jeff Davies to get his buddies together. Decker wants them to come on out and flush-drive the woods while he and his brother set up in their tree stands along Big Creek with their rifles.”

“Give me a minute to get dressed and collect my gear,” I say.  “We’ll head on down there in the truck, no need for the bike.  You got your gun?”  

“More than one,” Tecumseh admits.  

I decide to get my Beretta out of the car and grab my lever action 30-30 rifle.  The rifle is light and short, great for navigating through the woods.  

“It’d be nice to beat those guys out there,” I say, “but if they happen to be  there already, it might even be a good idea to drive up to their camp and volunteer for his posse.  That way we can keep an eye on things, kind of mess with the works if need be.”

“You decide,” Tecumseh shrugs, “I’ll have your back either way.”

(to be continued) 

….

Book 1 of Conversations With Sasquatch, The Encounter can be purchased here:   https://amzn.to/3f2shST 

QuickTurtle Books Newsletter 6 November 2020

Conversations With Sasquatch, The Encounter

Hi Everyone, 

Here is the latest QuickTurtle News!

A QuickTurtle Book hot off the press is Conversations With Sasquatch, The Encounter. This is my new Big Foot novel set in Lewiston, Michigan.  

I had my first encounter with Sasquatch when I was six years old.  I was fishing for sunfish is the Thunder Bay River when Big Foot appeared.  I didn’t Really think much about it for many years until my adult encounter while hunting for morel mushrooms near Big Creek where the story unfolds with this excerpt:  

“I have had to readjust my beliefs and rethink many an opinion since I met a Sasquatch while out hunting for morel mushrooms in Lewiston, Michigan. I had no idea that these mushrooms were high on their list of dietary delicacies. They prize and love them.

I would have been afraid and crapped my pants if it hadn’t been for the long outstretched arm that offered me a half eaten morel. There was nothing aggressive or hostile in this gesture. He effused a welcoming aura of curious friendliness.

I took the half-eaten morel and popped it into my mouth. As I shook my head affirmatively, I offered him my paper sack that contained about twenty morels and two or three beefsteaks I had gathered along a cedar ridge beside Big Creek.

It was then that I noticed the pure silence that had fallen over the forest. The crows look-out caws had vanished, the squirrels had shushed their chatter and rattle in the trees. Not even a bluejay or a mosquito was daring a peep.”  (Purchase here)

Custom Books For Small Business

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Marketing Idea For Small Business Is Building Strong Brand 

With Kenaf Partners USA’s utilization of Books Make Booms custom books strategy for small business, kenaf is well on its way to becoming much more recognizable as a valuable commodity worldwide.  Kenaf, along with hemp are the most versatile fiber producing plants for a whole new generation of end product industries.  Relatively unknown just a year ago, kenaf is now accessible to the general population via our first two kenaf books: Seeds For Life and Seeding The World.  

Kenaf, Seeds For Life https://www.booksmakebooms.com/kenaf.html was a number one best seller on Amazon when it was first published in 2018.

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Kenaf, Seeding The World https://www.booksmakebooms.com/kenaf.html followed the success of the first book in 2019 and was enthusiastically received and translated into French for educational purposes in order to help establish a paper industry in Togo, Africa.

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Marketing Idea For Small Business Will Highlight Kenaf-Crete In Third Kenaf Book

In 2020, our Books Make Booms marketing idea for small business brings you– Kenaf, Housing The World.  It will be the third book in the kenaf series written and published by QuickTurtle Books® in partnership with Kenaf Partners USA  https://www.kenafpartnersusa.com  

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This book is meant to open wide the communication lines for the basic establishment and utilization of kenaf in the construction trades.    Kenaf-crete’s versatility and ease of use have many advantages over traditional construction practices.  Kenaf/hemp fibers and core are being realized for these purposes and home building from kenaf-crete and hemp-crete has the potential for exponential growth well into the future. 

With the advent of 3-D printing it seems that the sky’s the limit when it comes to the building potentials in this medium.  Used as printing stock, kenaf fiber can construct homes as well as furnish them with modern plant based plastics and fiber compounds for making just about anything.

Hemp-crete already has a foothold in the construction trades with company’s like Hempitecture https://www.hempitecture.com with their goals for eco-friendly and sustainable housing.  Hempitecture offers education workshops for a new generation of professional contractors interested in pursuing careers in the hemp-crete building industry.  Hempitecture’s workshop attendees have come from all parts of the world in order to be trained as hemp building experts.  

Books Make Booms is currently in talks with Hempitecture’s CEO Tommy Gibbons for the creation of a hemp-crete custom book.  We’d love to partner with and help Hempitecture achieve their lofted goals and purposes for housing.  Their entrepreneurial spirit is truly on the forefront of the hemp and kenaf explosion soon to come. 

Biodegradable hemp-plastic upgrades from traditional fossil fuel plastics is the realm of a company called Zeoform https://www.zeoform.com.  Zeoform is a revolutionary cellulose based material that has the potential to change everything.  Made from cellulose fibers and water – and absolutely nothing else, their patented process converts cellulose fibers into an industrial strength moulding material capable of being formed into an unlimited array of products.

Zeoform is 100% non-toxic, biodegradable, compostable and ‘locks up’ carbon into beautiful, functional forms.

Kenaf is a perfect marriage for producing the cellulose fibers needed and used in the Zeoform process.  

Supplying this rumbling volcano of an industry with kenaf and hemp fibers will be a welcome boon for many farmers of the future willing to make the leap to kenaf as a rotational cash crop as described in Kenaf, Seeding The World https://www.amazon.com/Kenaf-Seeding-World-Rotational-QuickTurtle/dp/1940736552/ref=sr_1_15?keywords=richard+rensberry&qid=1578765584&sr=8-15. 

Kenaf, Housing The World is getting much closer to reality.  Its namesake book will go to press this spring, 2020.

About Books Make Booms 

https://www.booksmakebooms.com/about-books-make-booms.html.   

Caterpillar Dreams

I emerged from a cocoon and flew away.  But, I have returned today with all of my legs moving.  It is raining and I was dreaming I should stop by to say hi.  Hi, there.  May your wings take you beyond your dreams.

 

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Richard Rensberry, Author at QuickTurtle Books

Billboard Ravens

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“I can’t wait until I am reincarnated as a human being,” said a talkative raven.   He was sitting with twenty of his pals on a Burger King billboard overlooking a Tennessee freeway. 

The raven next him chuckled sarcastically, “To be a truck driver, I suppose?  How profound!”

“Probably thinks he’d have the where-withal for that yellow Mercedes and that hot chick behind the wheel,” another raven squawked. Continue reading

The Heavenly Spa

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When I awoke early this morning, there was an Angel sitting in the chair beside my bed.  She was wrapped in a gossamer aura and held a look of weary concern in her eyes and on her face.  She reached out with thin fingers and touched me lovingly on the cheek, gave me a meek smile, then rose from the chair like a wisp of smoke and hovered near the ceiling.  Tenting her hands in prayer, she momentarily held my gaze, then closed her Continue reading

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I wrote a children’s book called “If I Were a Caterpillar”.  In the book, the caterpillar is going through the miracle of metamorphosis.  While doing so, he is dreaming about becoming the regal monarch he knows he is destined to be.  He is reveling in that great Continue reading